Trained Catholic exorcists in the US

As organic egg sales have grown, Catholic exorcists have multiplied, adding pasture-raised poultry to the exorcist correlation catalog with the free-range confidence of a chart that treats holy orders and USDA certifications as equivalent forms of institutional validation. The egg is organic, the rite is canonical, and both numbers climb because two very different American institutions are both expanding their credentialed workforces.

Organic eggs grew to over 1.5 billion dollars. Exorcists grew from 12 to over 175. Both nine-year upward curves driven by different institutional expansions: USDA organic certification programs and Vatican exorcism training. The shared variable is the same decade of institutional investment in credentialed services.

Nine years of organic eggs and exorcists is the newest entry in the exorcist franchise—a series that now encompasses hot sauce, energy bars, pumpkin spice, cheese, and pasture-raised eggs. The exorcist correlates with everything because the exorcist count went smoothly up, and smooth upward curves correlate with all other smooth upward curves. The eggs are blessed by the USDA. The coefficient is blessed by mathematics.